Finding Pattersby

BONUS SONG: Legal Seagull (Big Wave Dave’sTheme)

Pattersby Presents: Love Makers with Cora Cuba - Shelter from the Storm

You asked for it and we delivered: another feed drop from Ryan's former roommate and amateur lifestyle guru Cora Cuba. Cora is a hardy, warm-hearted individual who Ryan met in a cult before they both realized it wasn't for them and then they became roommates then went their seperate ways in life and still occasionally keep in touch on Internet often via Jib-Jab. 
She slates herself as: Authoress, Witch, Proud Mom and Counselor to Love Makers Worldwide.
In this episode, get cozy with Cora in her car during a rainstorm as we discuss how to save a new marriage, when you know it's over, and dealing with your teen's dating life!
 
Listen to the show here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/love-makers/id1102981800

The P-Files #5: The Marvelous, Mysterious Professor Fantabulum

In honor of the New Year, Ryan recounts the wonderful tale of a figure who made a great impact on him in life.
Written & Performed by Ryan Sandoval
Music by Erik Jourgensen
https://www.erikjourgensen.com/
Listen to Erik's new podcast The Glow:
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Additional Music:
Calliope by moebiusbean
Old Piano by DeVern
"Powerhouse" by the Raymond Scott Quintette
"Entry of the Gladiators" by Julius Fucik
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ANNOUNCEMENT: T-SHIRT GIVE AWAY!!!

Real Ryan has an amazing encounter with his real dog, plus...we're giving away a FREE T-SHIRT!!
Go to https://www.patterspod.com/subscribe and sign up for our NEWSLETTER for a chance to win an ORIGINAL T-SHIRT with our famous Hand Mug Logo.
 
DEADLINE to enter is 2/10/2024
 
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The Official PattersPod HandMug T-Shirt Sweepstakes Winner

Listen as Real Ryan draws a name from a hat and changes someone's life forever, in terms of free t-shirts - ALL LIVE!
NO SAFETY NETS!
By Ryan Sandoval
Music by Erik Jourgenson

UPDATE: An urgent check-in from Real Ryan

Real Ryan gives it to you, the hardcore PattersHeads out there, straight up about what's up with the story and releaseseseseseses 
Music by Erik Jourgensen 

PattersPod Book Club FREE GIVEAWAY

Announcement time!
Our Fiona Caruso voice actress is a book author named Lily Sparks and she has a cool as hell dystopian, YA sci-fi romance/adventure coming out called "The Merciless King of Moore High."
(You may know her from the beloved Teen Killers Club series). 
Here is premise:
When all the adults in tiny Brockton, Connecticut  morph into monsters overnight, the teens barricade themselves in their high schools and develop different societies. 
Hard-partying Moore builds a neo-feudal society based on a popular video game where everyone goes out and slays the "dragons."
Prestigious magnet school Jefferson lives in the dark, sending out their athletes to raid for canned goods while their student council debates how to avoid starvation.
They know they must slay the monsters, or become them. But when these factions meet again after almost  a year, they only want to conquer each other.  
The Merciless King of Moore High comes out April 23, 2024. Pre-order today: https://a.co/d/7jCE0BI
Of course I’ve read this book. It’s really cool, it has teens and intrigue and romance but what I love about it is the emotion. This is respectable dystopian sci-fi packaged as a blockbuster. 
Right now there is a Goodreads.com book giveaway going on for The Merciless King of Moore High. You can win one of 5 copies!
ENTER THE BOOK GIVEAWAY HERE: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/178619844-the-merciless-king-of-moore-high
More press: https://lgbtqreads.com/2023/10/04/exclusive-cover-reveal-the-merciless-king-of-moore-high-by-lily-sparks/
New to the world of Lily Sparks? Check out her first trilogy here: 
https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/series/XTK/teen-killers-club-series/
music used in this promotion: "Hymnal scent" by Bigvegie
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PATTERSBY PRESENTS: Sorry About the Murder

Please enjoy this hilarious trailer for a new comedy called "Sorry About The Murder," a very Canadian murder mystery fiction podcast set in the nice little Canadian town of Beavermount, Ontario.
Every day in the nice little Canadian town of Beavermount, Ontario, a Zambonidriver has to solve a grisly murder to clear his Québecois name…and ready theice for that night’s hockey game.
Sorry About The Murder is kinda like Murder She Wrote meets Prairie HomeCompanion meets Trailer Park Boys.
Fans of Finding Pattersby will find PLENTY to enjoy here. PLENTY.
The show debuts May 17, and new episodes drop weekly.You can find Sorry About The Murder anywhere you get your podcasts. Ourthanks to Sorry About The Murder for their support.
https://www.sorryaboutthemurder.ca/eps

The P-Files: TIME FOR A STORY RECAP

Ahead of the upcoming release of Chapter 4: Part II this week, let's catch up with what's happened so far in the story.
Probably the most important thing to know is that Ryan wrote an ORIGINAL manuscript with mature tech themes set against the backdrop of Y2K titled "Overclock" that is not stolen.
Ryan's enterprising agent J. Jordan St. Avalon thinks "Overclock" might have legs and is currently reading it to see if Ryan deserves an invite back to the industry. 
Ryan did not steal this idea from Lydia Graumann, the Head of the Luke Pattersby Official Fan Club. He read her manuscript (which she forgot to put her name on) but it reminded him of a desk-drawer novel he had already written that had a few *barely* similar details. 
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Y2K was a big event that affected many and we are still studying its effect on society. 
Let's see what else? Ryan was shown a mysterious mansion owned by Tawny Gatherbrook - leader of The Children of the Thrill, the shadowy group of authors tacitly responsible for the disappearance of Luke Pattersby and the last person to see him alive Fiona Caruso.
Monomyth Publishing sponsors this group and it's fair to say that as far as this investigation goes, we haven't heard the last of this organization.  
Written & Performed by Ryan Sandoval
Music & Sound Design by Erik Jourgensen
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Chapter 4, Part 2: Fate's Nickname

Ryan investigates the mysterious beachside mansion of Tawny Gatherbrook. Meanwhile, hot shot book agent J. Jordan St. Avalon reads Ryan's techno-thriller "Overclock" that he wrote all by himself.  
Starring Ryan Sandoval, Patrick James Clarke, Geoffrey Golden and Dan Gagliardi
Written & Directed by Ryan Sandoval
Music & Sound Design by Erik Jourgensen 
https://www.erikjourgensen.com/
Listen to Erik's new podcast The Glow:
https://erikjourgensen.bandcamp.com/album/the-glow-podcast
Check out Geoffrey Golden's insightful, hilarious newsletter "Equip Story" dedicated to the art, industry and philosophy of narrative design  https://www.equipstory.com/
Geoffrey also does a very funny actual play podcast on the Faustian Nonsense Network titled "Worst Movies Ever Played" @worstmoviespod
https://www.faustiannonsense.com/worstmovieseverplayed
Check out Patrick Clarke's music here: https://open.spotify.com/artist/4N89t4DaNdcU0Ura4t1yZW?si=MKAziORpRe-DB85xXHlETA
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