Finding Pattersby
A weird fiction mystery about a disgraced ghostwriter who uses the public investigation of a legendary, missing thriller author to work through some stuff. Also the ghostwriter is a liar. Follow host Ryan Cervantes in this 10-part comic thriller set in the world of high stakes thriller publishing, as he enters a land of cultish fandoms and cut-throat literati; of secret societies with ancient coffee beans and occult writing exercises that pierce the veil and top the charts of novels sold in supermarkets and airport bookstores…OR DO THEY? That’s what host Cervantes aims to find out in this pot-boiler for the ears. But if he hopes to escape the same fate as his missing boss in this IRL thriller, he’ll have to draw on everything he knows about how to survive a very deadly bestseller.
Episodes
Thursday Aug 31, 2023
Chapter 3: The Rise and Fall of Fiona Caruso
Thursday Aug 31, 2023
Thursday Aug 31, 2023
Ryan indulges in his most primal desires to chase a lucrative book deal with his estranged literary agent J. Jordan St. Avalon; the voice of Fiona Caruso shares her dark tale of time spent in the mythical city of Seattle, WA. Starring Ryan Sandoval, Dan Gagliardi and Lily Sparks
Written & Directed by Ryan Sandoval
Music & Sound Design by Erik Jourgensen
https://www.erikjourgensen.com/
Listen to Erik's new podcast The Glow:
https://erikjourgensen.bandcamp.com/album/the-glow-podcast
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Thursday Sep 14, 2023
The P-Files #3: The Shrunken Man
Thursday Sep 14, 2023
Thursday Sep 14, 2023
Ryan C. addresses rumors that are circulating and attempts to quash (AND squash) some speculation before things get too out of hand. We also hear from Teri Delongpre as he reads a passage from Luke Pattersby's taut island thriller, "The Shrunken Man."
Written/Directed/Edited by Ryan Sandoval
Music by Erik Jourgensen
Check out Erik's new podcast The Glow:
https://erikjourgensen.bandcamp.com/album/the-glow-podcast
Full chapters of Finding Pattersby drop the last Thursday of the month with bi-weekly P-Files in between.
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...and as always, see you in the thriller pages.
Thursday Sep 21, 2023
The P-Files #5: Mother Nature, Father Crime
Thursday Sep 21, 2023
Thursday Sep 21, 2023
SURPRISE: an emergency dispatch so Ryan can continue healing while deciding what is a hoax and what is No-Ax (short for "Not Actually") - happening. Meatplanes and more as Teri Delongpre reads nearly 2 full chapters from popular Luke Pattersby thriller "Father Crime," starring the hit character Theo Sultan.
warning: some cusses
Music by Erik Jourgensen
Monday Sep 25, 2023
PATTERSBY PRESENTS: The Stench of Adventure, Season 3 Trailer
Monday Sep 25, 2023
Monday Sep 25, 2023
We are excited to share with you the trailer for Season 3 of sci-fi comedy The Stench of Adventure. It's funny and fun as heck:
Stella Thomas had spent her whole life trying (and failing) to be a good daughter, friend, and partner. Then one day none of that matters because it turns out that her entire world was a simulation. Now Stella is thrust into a cold and uncaring universe, armed only with memories of a planet Earth that never existed.Just when it seems there is nothing in the world for her, Stella is whisked away by a fast-talking totally-not-con-woman named Baz, who promises her a life of adventure exploring the galaxy. Well, she wasn’t lying about the adventure, but it’s not entirely what Stella expected.
The Stench of Adventure is a sci-fi comedy podcast from Strong Branch Productions. Season 3 releasing now!
Tuesday Sep 26, 2023
The Pattersby Press: ANNOUNCEMENT!
Tuesday Sep 26, 2023
Tuesday Sep 26, 2023
Holy moly are we pleased as punch to share some good news from the ledgers here at HQ; also discussion of what makes a successful laser tag arena.
A special message from Ryan S. to YOU, our loyal Mindhunters and devoted #PattersFamily
Music by Erik Jourgensen
https://erikjourgensen.com/
New episodes and more monthly!
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Thursday Oct 12, 2023
The Mover’s Tale: A Finding Pattersby Story
Thursday Oct 12, 2023
Thursday Oct 12, 2023
INJURY REPORT FROM GUSTAFSON & SONS MOVING CO. RE: ITEM RETRIEVED FROM OLD MANSION IN PACIFIC NORTHWEST
cw: violence and horror
Written and performed by Ryan Sandoval
Music by Erik Jourgensen
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Friday Nov 03, 2023
Pattersby Presents: The Glow
Friday Nov 03, 2023
Friday Nov 03, 2023
Today we are really excited to feature Episode 3 of "The Glow: A Music and Sound Experience," from our very own musician and sound designer Erik Jourgensen.
Erik brings "Finding Pattersby" to life with his vibrant, chill soundtrack and musical craftsmanship.
The Glow delivers Erik's own thoughtful examinations of a given theme, in hypnotic, immersive sound form. We love it and you will too.
Please enjoy:
The Glow Episode 3 - Focus
linktree.com/theglowpod
theglowpodcast.bandcamp.com"
Monday Nov 06, 2023
The Pattersby Press: A Message From Ryan
Monday Nov 06, 2023
Monday Nov 06, 2023
Voting is underway for the Audio Verse Awards and guess what we're a nominee in the "Best New Production" category!
The deadline is Nov. 11, so please go to https://audioverseawards.net/vote/ and vote for "Finding Pattersby" (as well as any other shows you might enjoy).
Also in this issue: Ryan performs a literary feat LIVE while blindfolded. You won't want to miss this!
Enjoy us in general? Consider leaving a review where you get your pod-shows
VOTE HERE: https://audioverseawards.net/vote/
Wednesday Dec 13, 2023
Pattersby Presents: Lovemakers with Cora Cuba
Wednesday Dec 13, 2023
Wednesday Dec 13, 2023
Today in the feed we are thrilled to share an episode of "Love Makers" hosted by Cora Cuba.
Cora is an Authoress, Witch, Proud Mom and Counselor to Love Makers Worldwide.
(full disclosure: Cora and I were in the same cult for about a month's time before both realizing it wasn't for us. Following that we were roommates for almost a year, she helped me get an interview at H&R Block and I made it to the next round but did not continue further that tax season).
Suffice to say Cora is an amazing lifecoach!
(containts sexual themes and frank discussion of family strife)
Hear more: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/love-makers/id1102981800
Tuesday Dec 19, 2023
Chapter 4 Part 1: The Law of the Sand
Tuesday Dec 19, 2023
Tuesday Dec 19, 2023
Ryan travels to a blue-collar beach town fallen on hard times to meet with a "beach lawyer" who holds clues related to The Children of the Thrill; elsewhere, he addresses unfounded rumors connected to his alleged plagiarism (lame).
Starring Ryan Sandoval and Patrick James Clarke
Music & Sound Design by Erik Jourgensen
https://www.erikjourgensen.com/
Listen to Erik's new podcast The Glow:
https://erikjourgensen.bandcamp.com/album/the-glow-podcast
Check out Patrick Clarke's music here: https://open.spotify.com/artist/4N89t4DaNdcU0Ura4t1yZW?si=MKAziORpRe-DB85xXHlETA
Check out Scottie Salmon's Music here: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2IjPilu7zEJfJJDecSPepD?si=fj4b1w6HQ1GtwoQRWgU-GQ
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