Finding Pattersby

The Mover’s Tale: A Finding Pattersby Story

INJURY REPORT FROM GUSTAFSON & SONS MOVING CO. RE:  ITEM RETRIEVED FROM OLD MANSION IN PACIFIC NORTHWEST
cw: violence and horror
Written and performed by Ryan Sandoval
Music by Erik Jourgensen 
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The Pattersby Press: A Message From Ryan

Voting is underway for the Audio Verse Awards and guess what we're a nominee in the "Best New Production" category!
The deadline is Nov. 11, so please go to https://audioverseawards.net/vote/ and vote for "Finding Pattersby" (as well as any other shows you might enjoy).
Also in this issue: Ryan performs a literary feat LIVE while blindfolded. You won't want to miss this!
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Pattersby Presents: Lovemakers with Cora Cuba

Today in the feed we are thrilled to share an episode of "Love Makers" hosted by Cora Cuba.
Cora is an Authoress, Witch, Proud Mom and Counselor to Love Makers Worldwide.
(full disclosure: Cora and I were in the same cult for about a month's time before both realizing it wasn't for us. Following that we were roommates for almost a year, she helped me get an interview at H&R Block and I made it to the next round but did not continue further that tax season).
Suffice to say Cora is an amazing lifecoach! 
(containts sexual themes and frank discussion of family strife)
Hear more: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/love-makers/id1102981800

Chapter 4 Part 1: The Law of the Sand

Ryan travels to a blue-collar beach town fallen on hard times to meet with a "beach lawyer" who holds clues related to The Children of the Thrill; elsewhere, he addresses unfounded rumors connected to his alleged plagiarism (lame).
Starring Ryan Sandoval and Patrick James Clarke
Music & Sound Design by Erik Jourgensen
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BONUS SONG: Legal Seagull (Big Wave Dave’sTheme)

Pattersby Presents: Love Makers with Cora Cuba - Shelter from the Storm

You asked for it and we delivered: another feed drop from Ryan's former roommate and amateur lifestyle guru Cora Cuba. Cora is a hardy, warm-hearted individual who Ryan met in a cult before they both realized it wasn't for them and then they became roommates then went their seperate ways in life and still occasionally keep in touch on Internet often via Jib-Jab. 
She slates herself as: Authoress, Witch, Proud Mom and Counselor to Love Makers Worldwide.
In this episode, get cozy with Cora in her car during a rainstorm as we discuss how to save a new marriage, when you know it's over, and dealing with your teen's dating life!
 
Listen to the show here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/love-makers/id1102981800

The P-Files #5: The Marvelous, Mysterious Professor Fantabulum

In honor of the New Year, Ryan recounts the wonderful tale of a figure who made a great impact on him in life.
Written & Performed by Ryan Sandoval
Music by Erik Jourgensen
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Calliope by moebiusbean
Old Piano by DeVern
"Powerhouse" by the Raymond Scott Quintette
"Entry of the Gladiators" by Julius Fucik
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The P-Files: TIME FOR A STORY RECAP

Ahead of the upcoming release of Chapter 4: Part II this week, let's catch up with what's happened so far in the story.
Probably the most important thing to know is that Ryan wrote an ORIGINAL manuscript with mature tech themes set against the backdrop of Y2K titled "Overclock" that is not stolen.
Ryan's enterprising agent J. Jordan St. Avalon thinks "Overclock" might have legs and is currently reading it to see if Ryan deserves an invite back to the industry. 
Ryan did not steal this idea from Lydia Graumann, the Head of the Luke Pattersby Official Fan Club. He read her manuscript (which she forgot to put her name on) but it reminded him of a desk-drawer novel he had already written that had a few *barely* similar details. 
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Y2K was a big event that affected many and we are still studying its effect on society. 
Let's see what else? Ryan was shown a mysterious mansion owned by Tawny Gatherbrook - leader of The Children of the Thrill, the shadowy group of authors tacitly responsible for the disappearance of Luke Pattersby and the last person to see him alive Fiona Caruso.
Monomyth Publishing sponsors this group and it's fair to say that as far as this investigation goes, we haven't heard the last of this organization.  
Written & Performed by Ryan Sandoval
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Chapter 4, Part 2: Fate's Nickname

Ryan investigates the mysterious beachside mansion of Tawny Gatherbrook. Meanwhile, hot shot book agent J. Jordan St. Avalon reads Ryan's techno-thriller "Overclock" that he wrote all by himself.  
Starring Ryan Sandoval, Patrick James Clarke, Geoffrey Golden and Dan Gagliardi
Written & Directed by Ryan Sandoval
Music & Sound Design by Erik Jourgensen 
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Listen to Erik's new podcast The Glow:
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Check out Geoffrey Golden's insightful, hilarious newsletter "Equip Story" dedicated to the art, industry and philosophy of narrative design  https://www.equipstory.com/
Geoffrey also does a very funny actual play podcast on the Faustian Nonsense Network titled "Worst Movies Ever Played" @worstmoviespod
https://www.faustiannonsense.com/worstmovieseverplayed
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